Life on Mars, An Experience Like No Other
Welcome to the Red Planet Real Estate Group, where we’re redefining “location, location, location” one crater at a time. Life on Mars isn’t just about escaping the Anthropocene — it’s about starting the new one with fully sealed, oxygen-regulated lifestyle with amenities you won’t find anywhere else. Our residents enjoy blue-tinted sunsets from radiation-proof bunkers, bond during weekly Dust Storm Watch Parties, and rely on the community rover for those leisurely grocery runs, although there is quite the delivery delay. At Red Planet Real Estate Group, quiet isn’t a selling point — it’s the atmosphere. We can't ensure that planetary destruction doesn't come once large hordes of people arrive but be one of the first to experience the serene planet. Below, explore testimonials from the brave pioneers who’ve made Mars their improbable, unforgettable home.
"My Wife and I's beach front property on Earth, completely filled with trash. Our new place on Mars is so clean and quiet!"
Brandon Rowe
"I haven't met my neighbors yet, but they seem great because of how quiet they are, only one crater away!"
Clark Churchill
"Mars works for raising kids, as long as you don’t mind the whole ‘no going outside without a space suit’ rule. The radiation checks can be annoying, but it is all worth it!."
Oliver Twist
"I can't say enough about the outstanding service I received from Red Planet Real Estate; the team went above and beyond to meet our needs and exceeded our expectations when buyng our first terrestrial home!."
John Smith